Immigration Clearinghouse

The nativist anti-immigrant group ALIPAC announced openings within it’s organization this afternoon for individuals interested in helping William Gheen spread the fear and and anti-Mexican hysteria, the group is known for.

Jim Palmer, longtime Press Director is moving on to more lucrative and less reprehensible pursuits. Hasta la Bu Bye Jim!

PRESS DIRECTOR

Jims departure opens up a volunteer position at ALIPAC. (Palmer’s position paid $500 a month) ALIPAC seeking a qualified person with good communication skills to serve as our Press Director or Media Coordinator.

This volunteer position only requires about 5 hours of volunteer time per week, sometimes less when things are slow and sometimes more when Willies on a rant. They can train a qualified candidate for the role of reaching out to the media for Willies cause, scheduling face time to massage Willies ego, and helping to distribute ALIPAC misinformation releases. The work for this position can be done around your schedule, but you must be able to jump when Willy says “Boo”!

Serving in this position will help Willy Gheen to be quoted in more papers and appear on more TV and Radio shows. This will make Willy a very happy person. His ego requires much stroking.The person in this position will be helping to bring more lemmings into the organization and helping more Americans to be properly misinformed and terrified about illegal immigration.

OUTREACH DIRECTOR

ALIPAC is also interested in adding a new volunteer position for an Outreach Director that will work to be an ambassador for ALIPAC online to help us coordinate and work with more hate groups and whacko websites in the nation.

This volunteer position will only require about 5 hours of work per week and can be done on a completely flexible schedule. Willy needs someone that is reliable with attention to detail for this position. Good communication skills a must.

The person in this position will be helping Willy Gheen expand his coalition efforts and our online visibility. Gheen is currently the national leader for coalition efforts in the anti Mexican movement and his web presence is mediocre. Gheen needs the right person to help portray his mediocrity as something positive.

If you might be interested in this position, please contact WilliamG@alipac.us and include the words Media Director in the subject line.

Please include some information about yourself and why you support Gheen in your e-mail along with any questions you have about these positions. Experience is helpful but not required as they will train you for these positions to disseminate the hate and hysteria that is ALIPAC’s trademark. Dedication to the cause of bashing Mexicans is more important than experience.