D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen

Mariette Do-Nguyen

The battle against Arizona’s draconian SB-1070 anti Hispanic law is lost. Move over Jan Brewer, JT Ready, Russell Pearce, Joe Arpaio and the rest of you loony toons, God has spoken and he is on your side.

The newest “amicus curiae” brief in support of SB-1070 was filed yesterday by none other than God himself. That’s right. God, the Lord, Yahweh, Big Bopper, Allah, whatever your preference, in the persona of his celestial Messenger, Mariette Do-Nguyen, a legal immigrant from Viet Nam, brought to this country as a guest of our government during the evacuation of Saigon in 1975. And this is how she repays her adopted countries generosity. She’s pissed at the undocumented immigrants apparently because she wasn’t able to get her sister and her sister’s family into the country.

Do-Nguyen introduces herself to the court, thus,

“I, Mariette Do-Nguyen, a legal immigrant from Vietnam during the evacuation of 1975, sponsored by the United States government, became a U.S. citizen in June, 1982. I am the Almighty Eternal Creator’s Messenger of Covenant, and founder and head of the Kingdom of Heaven in the earthly realm. Obeying the Almighty Eternal Creator’s instructions, I act as His representative in the United States Federal Court, fill [sic] this Motion for Filling [sic] Third-Party Complaint, and seeking release.”

Okayyyy….

The Feathered Bastard picked up on this one too and goes on to explain;

Do-Nguyen has a Web site for the Kingdom of Heaven, a YouTube site where she reads sermons in monotone before a camera, and a Facebook and a MySpace page. On the latter, we learn that the Divine Queen is single, straight, a Capricorn and does MySpace for networking and friends, who (for her) include Prince Charles, Sarah Palin, Pope Benedict XVI and Angelina Jolie.

On the MySpace page, she offers this scatterbrained description of herself:

“I D. Q. Mariette, an Advocatess proceeded from my fully God Spirit Father! I incarnated on earth as fully God and fully human for fulfill Messiah promise of God turns to earth, dwells among human race and to bring those obey God our Father’s commandments to Him!”

The Messenger of Covenant details how the 9/11 terrorist attacks were revealed to her way back in 1996. She says she warned two presidents and both houses of Congress, but no one listened to her. Can’t imagine why not.

This Vietnamese Cassandra’s motion, which is listed on the docket for U.S. vs. Arizona like it was any other amicus brief, also goes into some deeply strange detail about her supposed contacts with the FBI, the CIA, police from Ghana, and Senator Dianne Feinstein, among others.

Do-Nguyen alleges that she’s a victim of President George Walker Bush and his administration, which “illegally handed over nearly a billion dollars to grand robbers and scammers, who are terrorists.”

She further complains, “These terrorists attempted to murder me, a U.S. citizen who held genuine legal rights to her monies, and try to using [sic] my money to carry out waves of attacks on American soil.”

There are also numerous exhibits filed with e-mails that make it seem like she might have fallen for one of those Nigerian bank scams, except this one was out of Ghana, I guess.

Yeah, she is on the right side of the argument. She should fit right in with all the whack jobs opposing SB-1070

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