An “undocumented blogger” sent us this alleged phone conversation between Sheriff Arpaio, Lou Dobbs and ALIPAC’s William Gheen:
Joe: Whats up fellow KKKer’s?
Willy: Hi guys (in a simpering voice)
Arpaio: Who’s that dippy hippy?
Lou: He’s a nobody but has his uses, but I’m concerned Joe.
Joe: Whatever for?
Willy: Me Too Me Too damned Mexicans
Lou: Shut up Willy! Joe, My ratings are dropping. Not as bad as yours over you coming out on every National TV program announcing you racially profile (thank God I had the sense to keep you off my show that week) and now with the FBI criminal investigation videos going viral. Its this fucking BastaDobbs movement and these f*%king Latino’s fact checking my program. It’s really hurting me.
Joe: Did I ever tell you I was director of the…
Willy: And I’m the national director of ALI…..
Lou:YAYA-I’ve heard it a million times Joe. Save it. And you shut your pie hole Willy, Let the men talk. Joe, I’m in real trouble here. CNN is monitoring me and I may have to go over to Fox where I’ll have to compete with younger racists like Beck and Hannity. This is serious Joe.
Joe: Alright. Here’s what you do. Make up a phony death threat. Play the victim. Blame it on the mexicans and tie it to illegal alien crime and lack of border security. It sounds corny but it works for me every time. Say it’s the “open border crowd”-that ll get um goin.
Lou: Thanks Joe. I owe you one.
Willy: And I can blame the ileegal alien lovers too. Anything for my two heroes….
Joe: Who is that ass klown?? You know my parents came here LEGA…
Lou: ya,ya Hey-I’ve got to get ready to announce this. See ya.
Willy: Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Bbbubye…
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